Old Man's Penis

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Tuesday, 05-Aug-2008 14:01:53

Oh God! And you sick bastards clicked on it! You're going to hell!
Ah well. In the mean time, you can enjoy this cute little joke about the bunny and the turtle.

> >> **An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy.Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'**
"But, Nurse Tracy, I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."
> >> "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Post 2 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 05-Aug-2008 16:36:20

Stupid Stupid Stupid!

And, I laughed!

Post 3 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Tuesday, 05-Aug-2008 16:47:07

Lol, I've seen that one before. And the bunny and the turtle? Funny you should mention that. One of my friends is always saying he can't stand turtles, and he goes on about how much bunnies are better. So that comment cracked me up.

Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Tuesday, 05-Aug-2008 16:47:31

Good one.

Post 5 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 06-Aug-2008 22:20:03

I saw it before too. I laughed when they explained viewing to me.

Post 6 by Morgan_Lynn (Account disabled) on Monday, 11-Aug-2008 9:23:16

LOL scott, i must be going to hell because i clicked on it...heheheh
anyways, smiles thanks for posting.

Post 7 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Saturday, 30-Aug-2008 0:00:47

lmfao scott. just roflmao. i laughed extremely hard at that one

Post 8 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 02-Sep-2008 6:52:49

It made me smile.

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 02-Sep-2008 6:53:15

Yes, it's ... *chuckles*